Say your team enters the season with Kyle Orton at QB. This would produce a collective "eh" among the fanbase. Won't kill you, but won't get you excited either...unless you like: Neck beards, bad haircuts, or the Purdue Boilermakers. Well, here's a little stat I just can't fathom...and it gets better every week:
Kyle Fucking Orton is 25-12 as a starter. 25-12!! Holy hell, WTF??