Glimpses Of My Life

My vacuum cleaner has been working like a turd. Just blows shit around instead of sucking it up. With it resembling Planet Hoth outside, I felt it was a good time to look at that bad boy. Flipped it over, took it apart and found the problem. It was being clogging it up by - no joke - a Bill Hall baseball card. One of those free ones they hand out at Miller Park. Yep, that sonofabitch is still giving me headaches months after leaving the Brewers. Damn you, Bill Hall!