Monday, May 24, 2010

Thanks Prince



Remember when Lard Ass roughed up Parra in the dugout? That was on August 5th, 2008. Many think this was the downfall of the mentally unstable young lefty. Prince basically broke Parra’s brain. After hours and hours of intense research (like you expected anything less on this site), here’s the breakdown of Parra’s career:

Pre Brain Breakage:
9-6, 4.11 ERA, 1.489 WHIP

Post Brain Breakage:
13-17, 5.73 ERA, 1.72 WHIP

1 comment:

  1. damnest thing, She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

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