Seriously, his name just scrolled across the bottom of my Zenith. He signed with some team. Anyway, his name always reminds me of a story.
Back in High School, Ted Stryker and I head to a random Bucks - Washington Bullets game. I really think they were still the Bullets back then. As we approach the BC, we pass a scalper and the following transpires:
Scalper: "Twenty bucks for lower bowl."
Us: "Nah, we'll get something cheaper"
Scalper: "There ain't no 6 and 10s (dollar seats) left!"
Us: (Realizing it's like a Wednesday night against the fucking Bullets) "Really?"
Scalper: "Yeah, they've got Juwan and that other guy (Chris Webber)."
How's that for a sales pitch!
Us: "Why not, here's 40 bones."
We were totally had seeing as how the BC was about 40% full. It looked like a Marquette-IFPW crowd. Whatever. We've laughed at "there ain't no 6 and 10s," and "...and that other guy" hundreds of times since then.
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Did this scalper happen to have only one leg?
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