Apparently after years of shooting roids, using corked bats, and pretending not to speak English, this is what happens to your face. The horror! As for the lady? Um, were those a two-for-one special at Costco? This link for a close up - if you dare.
He looks like Jay Leno now. "This is an interesting story, did you hear about this? My girlfriend has one giant tit and one tiny one."
ReplyDeleteMaybe he corked one when she wasn't looking?
Her nose looks just as fucked.