Showing posts with label Impromptu One Man Dunk Contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Impromptu One Man Dunk Contest. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Can You Lower That to 9 Feet?


JR - where have you gone?
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I went to the YMCA to take the boy to the pool last weekend.
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After he was sick of the pool, we stopped in the basketball gym so he could run around chasing basketballs for a few minutes, while I worked on my three-point shot just in case a three-point contest ever broke out at work or something. I have to work on hitting the money ball.
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As I shot to one of the side hoops, I noticed that I had either grown taller or the hoop was lowered for some reason. Ran up to touch the rim, and sure enough - I grabbed iron. Definitely short. I then proceeded to change my focus from three pointers to throwing down monster dunks with a mini ball that was conveniently laying on the court. I started with some warm-up two handed rim rockers, then proceeded to throw it in reverse for a couple. The boy was duly impressed.
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Finally I tried the J.R. Rider dunk contest put-the-ball-between-the-leg-and-then-slamma-jamma dunk that I had perfected in high school.
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Fail.
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Now it's Wednesday, and my fingers still hurt, and my back hurts. Being old sucks.